Updated: 12 May 2018 05:48. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Did you hear about the ice-‐cream man, he was found dead in his ice-‐cream van, covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-‐and-‐thousands? The police said that he had ?topped? himself.
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I love you a ton.
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To get to the body shop.
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He wanted to go undercover.
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Because he was stuffed.
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Because he was using fowl language.
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A: A pork chop.
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Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
Boy: I'm not Married yet
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An envelope.
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Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
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Answer: Multipliers.
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To her broom.
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The outside.
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At the corner.
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Because it was two tired.
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