Updated: 12 May 2018 05:47. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Stop picking on me!
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Because it was rated βARRR!β
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A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…
Man : wtf….. :-P:-D
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Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.. but..
Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
Boy: I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2Porsches.. Why do I still needto buy BMW?! How can I get salary when actually I am the BOSS?
Girl : wanna get married ?
Boy: NO !
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Neck-tarines.
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The merry-go-round.
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Roll them back, of course!
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Answer: Tooth Hurty.
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Two cannibals are sitting around eating a clown. One clown says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
Boy: I'm not Married yet
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2 Lovers decided to suicide…!
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Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home…
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Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying
- Ladies First
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A shampoodle.
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Owl be yours.
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Answer: In snow banks.
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The Boogie Man
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πOther short jokes;-π
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