Updated: 12 May 2018 05:41. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Make websites.
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Because it was a-head.
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In Times Square.
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Spelling.
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Because it left the Windows open!
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Lots of blood tests.
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Because he was a pain in the neck.
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Answer: Bookworms.
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Because they have two left feet.
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At the North Pole.
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A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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Boo-berries.
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Answer: Football.
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Twister.
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A pair of pants.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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