Updated: 12 May 2018 05:46. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
They read their horror-scopes.
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Because he was horsing around.
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They go trick or tweeting.
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Hip-hop.
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They use bear-conditioning.
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Cauliflower.
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A needle (or potato, tornado, hurricane, etc.).
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Answer: The Head…
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A: A pork chop.
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Answer: A walk.
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A slipper.
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I’m stuck on you.
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Comet.
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Because you can’t pull his leg.
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A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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