Updated: 12 May 2018 06:40. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Pencil-vania.
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Owl be yours.
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Because it had ticks.
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Answer: The Head…
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Under their covers.
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Because she had the perfect pitch.
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I don’t see your point.
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I saw her fb and i adder her!
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I saw her outside and i deleted her: p
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A south paw.
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They can all do splits.
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Tweet-hearts.
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Cauliflower.
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2 Lovers decided to suicide…!
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Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home…
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Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying
- Ladies First
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An envelope.
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Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
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