Updated: 12 May 2018 06:41. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A Frosty!
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A leek.
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Hanging out with his friends.
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Because he was stuffed.
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They would quack up!
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The outside.
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When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because you can't afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.😃😃😃
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A hose.
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In his sleeve.
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Because she wanted to make-up her mind
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A needle (or potato, tornado, hurricane, etc.).
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He wanted to go to high school.
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You should never press your luck!
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BOY: do u luv me
GIRL: no
BOY: think again
GIRL: i told u No
BOY: waitr bring separate bills
GIRL:: -Ooh Baby I luv u.
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Answer: A door.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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