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Answer: Mice cream.
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Answer: A crane.
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They read their horror-scopes.
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Because they peel!
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Neck-tarines.
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A south paw.
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Because she had two left feet.
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The outside.
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Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
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A baseball team.
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A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
holidays:50
bal:263days
8hours daily sleep means 122
days
bal:141days
1 hour daily playing means
15days
bal:126days
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
bal:96days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
bal:81days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
bal:6day
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
balance-1day,
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
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Spare ribs.
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You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.
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The quarterback.
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They use bear-conditioning.
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