Updated: 12 May 2018 06:41. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Spelling.
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Because he was a pain in the neck.
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Make websites.
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Frosted Flakes.
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Pencil-vania.
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He wanted to go to high school.
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Tweet-hearts.
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They taste funny!
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Because the trees have bark.
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They can all do splits.
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You join his fang club.
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A stick.
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From a distance.
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A nervous wreck.
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Answer: Meat.
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