Updated: 12 May 2018 06:48. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because he was a pain in the neck.
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Did you hear about the ice-‐cream man, he was found dead in his ice-‐cream van, covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-‐and-‐thousands? The police said that he had ?topped? himself.
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Because they peel!
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Spelling.
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Boo-berries.
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A battery.
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The Boogie Man
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A Frosty!
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I love you a ton.
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It’s not right.
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A baseball team.
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Hip-hop.
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Because they have two left feet.
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Because they were trans-parents.
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They can all do splits.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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