Updated: 12 May 2018 06:47. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A south paw.
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A pair of pants.
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Will you be my Valen-twine?
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Because they have no organs.
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Spare ribs.
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Because he liked cool music.
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Answer: Tooth Hurty.
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Answer: Wrap.
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The spelling bee.
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The Meltdown Diet.
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A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…
Man : wtf….. :-P:-D
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By hare-plane.
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The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+
problems.
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Because you canβt pull his leg.
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When something tickles his funny bone.
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πOther short jokes;-π
I want to be a TV
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- Choose an appropriate time and place.
- Take responsibility yourself.
- Be open and direct about your feelings.
- Keep it short.
- Offer friendship, if you're able.
- Speak without cliches.
- Do not place blame… read more
Tragic cat's moment
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The cat was so faithful that the woman could leave her baby with it & go out to attend other matters.
She always returned to find the child soundly asleep with the cat faithfully watching over him… read more
Take this lesson for a poor young man
A very poor newly wedded, young couple lived in a small farm. One day the husband made the following proposal to his wife:
Honey, I will leave the house: I will travel faraway, get a job and work hard in order to come back and give you the comfortable life that you deserve. I do not know how long I will stay away, I only ask one thing, please wait for me, and while I am away, you should be faithful to me, because I will be faithful to you… read more
Funny mathematics paper
MATHEMATICS,PAPER 1 P299/2
Time:2:30mins
Instruction: Attempt any four
questions.
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My Brother Don't Be Cheated By Women π
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8 things you need to do to Survive a Bad Date
1. Try starting over.
2. Be open-minded.
3. Do something really nice for your date.
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Sex to repentance
WE JUST HAD SEX:
she was in my arms, we were cuddled together naked and just finished making love to catch up for the lost time… read more
Things are always not they seem
π½π½THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM
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Too good to read
At the point of death, a man, Tom Smith, called his children and he advised them to follow his footsteps so that they can have peace of mind in all that they do…. read more
Later of stoping job
LETA OF STOPING JOB.
Dear bhosi
I ryt this leta to refuz job as gardenboy. Enafu is enafu! Yu didi not add money from long ago. U giv mi young money witch can only by 5 pakets of shuga. Very moon yu giv envilope, I open only to c young money inside. One de I weo ap let bcoz I was seek, madam kik me lyk soka. My board was hate lyk I waz bitten 619 race-ling. This is ova, am also a woman beeing… read more
Be aware with snake season
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SAFETY TIPS…… read more
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The Christmas tree
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