Updated: 11 May 2018 12:20. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Iβm dough-nuts about you!
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Because he was stuffed.
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Ice Scream.
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Because itβs too far to walk.
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Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
Boy: I'm not Married yet
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Because he was always on the deck.
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Spelling.
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He wanted to go to high school.
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Because her students were so bright.
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When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because you can't afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.πππ
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Between you and I, something smells.
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Answer: A gummy worm.
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Strawberries.
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βWhy the long face?β
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Hanging out with his friends.
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26 Life principles you should know
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*ACCEPT*
Accept others for
who they are and
for the choices they
have made even if
you have difficulty
understanding their
beliefs, motives
or actions… read more
How to overcome fear
Understand Your Fear Try to understand why you fear or what causes you to fear. Only when you have identified the source of your fear can you start on the process of overcoming it. You can start by listing all your fears on your notepad and then striking them off once you have overcome them. Breathe Deep Taking deep breaths when you are scared or worried helps you relax to a great extent. Make sure that you exhale longer than you inhale. Fear will automatically reduce since you will also calm down… read more
I hope everybody will reflect on this
1. If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" Remember your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!.. read more
Avoid a bad Marriage
AVOIDING A BAD MARRIAGE.
By Pastor Chris Oyakhilome PhD… read more
The story of crime girl π§
A lady committed a crime and she was sent to court. The punishment for the crime was life imprisonment. She shed tears for help but to no avail… read more
Developing a Financial Plan
Completing a thorough financial analysis of your business will help you determine whether or not this business is viable. Can you make enough money in this business for your personal needs, to run the business and make a profit? Knowing your monthly sales and expenses helps you make good decisions such as when to purchase equipment, hire staff or use your line of credit… read more
Children speak their mind!!!
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?.. read more
The sin of pornography
*THE SIN OF PORNOGRAPHY:*
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Porn was not made for entertainment or fun it
was made purposely to destroy both the actors
and their viewers. It feeds man with lust and makes him hungry for more.
That is what result in masturbation and all abominable sexual act… read more
16 things to do to Act Silly with Your Girlfriend
1. Doing Things with Her
2. Ask funny questions.
3. Go to the park.
4. Narrate your scene.
5. Head out in your pajamas.
6. Pretend youβre from somewhere else.
7. Play truth or dare.
8. Feed her while sheβs blindfolded… read more
17 things you must consider when you want to Date a Nudist
- Accepting Your Partner
- Speak openly with your date.
- Focus on other traits.
- Embrace your significant otherβs differences.
- Encourage your significant other.
- Consider trying nudism.
- Discuss boundaries… read more
Too good to read
At the point of death, a man, Tom Smith, called his children and he advised them to follow his footsteps so that they can have peace of mind in all that they do…. read more
Business Market Research
β’ How will people behave regarding a particular topic, habit, activity, decision or business?
β’ Will my idea work? Can I sell my product or service to make money
β’ What marketing tools will be most effective?
β’ How much product or service can I sell?
β’ Is there a need for more new products or services?.. read more
10 tips to Stop Being Needy or clingy
- Recognize signs that the other person is no longer interested.
- Respect the other person's wishes.
- See if your needs are being met.
- Get busy doing other things… read more
Meaning of common abbreviation which you use everyday
1. PAN - permanent account number.
2. PDF - portable document format.
3. SIM - Subscriber Identity Module.
4. ATM - Automated Teller machine.
5. IFSC - Indian Financial System Code.
6. FSSAI(Fssai) - Food Safety & Standards Authority of India.
7. Wi-Fi - Wireless fidelity.
8. GOOGLE - Global Organization Of Oriented Group Language Of Earth.
9. YAHOO - Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle… read more
Factors of Life
factor of life.
1. be grateful for what you have.. read more