Updated: 11 May 2018 12:19. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
The elf-abet.
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“You’re so sharp!”
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To get to the body shop.
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The Boogie Man
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In Times Square.
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Comet.
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Answer: A walk.
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Answer: A gummy worm.
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The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Boo-berries.
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A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't" The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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Because he was a pain in the neck.
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An 8-‐year-‐old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"
The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
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Because he liked cool music.
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Answer: The re-tail shop.
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