Updated: 11 May 2018 12:24. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
If a girL has
baLance in her ceLL, then she
has a boy friend,
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If a boy has baLance in his
ceLL, then he has no girL
friend.
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The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Answer: The re-tail shop.
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He was trying to catch up on his sleep.
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Iβm stuffed!
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Tweet-hearts.
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To her broom.
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You should never press your luck!
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Itβs not right.
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A bagel.
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You mean a great dill to me.
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A woman doesnβt
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesnβt come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friendβs
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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Because they have no organs.
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Pencil-vania.
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A battery.
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πOther short jokes;-π
STORY Be that kind of woman
Sometime ago, a man went with his wife in their car to a fuel station, while they were buying the fuel, the man discovered that it was the wife's ex boyfriend that is attending to them, He then smiled and turned to his wife and said, "you would have ended up marrying that petrol attendant", but the wife smiled and said, "if I had married him, He will be the one sitting by the steering of the car".. read more
Best quotes about life for this day
π1.
Don't educate
your children
to be rich.
Educate them
to be Happy.
So when
they grow up
they will know
the value of things
not the price.. read more
18 Things to do to Get Someone to Stop Sexting You
- Do not send or receive messages.
- Think before you send a message.
- Immediately delete any inappropriate pictures you receive.
- Contact an adult you trust.
- Blocking Their Messages
- Block the person on social media.
- Determine the person's intent… read more
A scraper wife
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The sin of pornography
*THE SIN OF PORNOGRAPHY:*
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*
Porn was not made for entertainment or fun it
was made purposely to destroy both the actors
and their viewers. It feeds man with lust and makes him hungry for more.
That is what result in masturbation and all abominable sexual act… read more
Change your thinking reach your goals and dreams
We can"t change our lives while we are not thinking in the right way.. read more
The journey is so short
A young lady sat in a public transport: an old grumpy lady came and sat by her as she bumped into her with her numerous bags. The other neighbor got upset, asking the young lady why she did not protest and insist on her rights: she responded with a smile: "It is not necessary to be rude or argue over something so insignificant!' I'll alight at the next stop, replied the young lady"… read more
Normal body conditions
*BLOOD PRESSURE*
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120/80 — Normal
130/85 —Normal (Control)
140/90 — High
150/95 — V.High.. read more
How to make people like you
Don't criticize, condemn or complain. Give honest, sincere appreciation. Arouse in the other person an eager want. Become genuinely interested in other people. Smile. Remember that a manβs name is to him the sweetest and most important sound in any language. Be a good listener, encourage others to talk about themselves. Talk in terms of the other mans interest. Make the other person feel important and do it sincerely.. read more
Difference of men and women at their age
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Basic business skills
Starting up and running a business requires special skills such as careful planning, research risk assessment, commitment and patience… read more
An infant rejoice in the presence of the Lord
βMost blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb. And how does this happen to me, that the mother of my Lord should come to me? For at the moment the sound of your greeting reached my ears, the infant in my womb leaped for joy. Blessed are you who believed that what was spoken to you by the Lord would be fulfilled.β Luke 1:42b-45.. read more
Facts about midnight prayer
Facts about MIDNIGHT prayer:.. read more
Sex to repentance
WE JUST HAD SEX:
she was in my arms, we were cuddled together naked and just finished making love to catch up for the lost time… read more
26 Life principles you should know
*A*
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*ACCEPT*
Accept others for
who they are and
for the choices they
have made even if
you have difficulty
understanding their
beliefs, motives
or actions… read more