Updated: 11 May 2018 12:25. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
If a girL has
baLance in her ceLL, then she
has a boy friend,
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If a boy has baLance in his
ceLL, then he has no girL
friend.
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Tweet-hearts.
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From a distance.
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Owl be yours.
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Let me count the ways I love you.
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They go trick or tweeting.
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To get to the body shop.
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Because they peel!
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A baseball team.
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At the North Pole.
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Answer: A door.
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You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it's only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own.
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βSave Earth,
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
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He wanted to go to high school.
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The outside.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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