Updated: 12 May 2018 06:02. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…
Man : wtf….. :-P:-D
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From a distance.
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His shadow.
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I donβt see your point.
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A bagel.
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Frosted Flakes.
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A trash truck.
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Hip-hop.
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Answer: Tooth Hurty.
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A title wave.
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Comet.
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Nothing, it just waved.
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Trouble.
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Because they peel!
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At the North Pole.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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try dis!
''THREE WITCHES WISH THREE WISHES,BUT WHICH WITCH KNOWS WHICH WISH WHICH WITCH WISHED."
Send it back as a voicenote, let's hear accents,
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The Boy was So Upset and he couldnβt Stop his
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An infant rejoice in the presence of the Lord
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THE (SCIENTIFIC) DEATH OF JESUS
For the next 60 seconds, set aside whatever
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