Updated: 12 May 2018 06:01. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Two cannibals are sitting around eating a clown. One clown says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Answer: Football.
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The elf-abet.
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Spare ribs.
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SIGNS OF AGING
Written by a confident lady …π
After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them …….
His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot !
Immediately, I rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion …..
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty π±ππ.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked, etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband,
I left my keys in the car …. and it has been stolen."
There was a big silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy as well, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."
He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car." ππ
Don't laugh alone πππ π ππ
Send to other husbands or wives because ….
So many things go wrong daily, and you can't blame yourself all the times πππ
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Trouble.
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Because he only had one pupil.
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A pair of pants.
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Let me count the ways I love you.
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Answer: Stuck!
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Frosted Flakes.
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His shadow.
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Write on, good friend!
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Answer: A gummy worm.
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Hip-hop.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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