Updated: 12 May 2018 06:01. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Answer: Stuck!
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Frostbite.
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Because they have no organs.
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Answer: Tooth Hurty.
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Mince spies.
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Because she had the perfect pitch.
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Owl be yours.
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Because it had a lot of degrees already.
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You mean a great dill to me.
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Because they crack up.
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Columbus.
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A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
holidays:50
bal:263days
8hours daily sleep means 122
days
bal:141days
1 hour daily playing means
15days
bal:126days
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
bal:96days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
bal:81days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
bal:6day
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
balance-1day,
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
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Thatβs nacho cheese.
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Nothing, it just waved.
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Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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