Updated: 12 May 2018 06:20. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Make websites.
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Not if you’re the turkey!
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Boo-berries.
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They use bear-conditioning.
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“You’re so sharp!”
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Snow.
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In his sleeve.
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Because people are dying to get in.
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The Meltdown Diet.
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Answer: A gummy worm.
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Ice Scream.
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Lemon-aid
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A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…
Man : wtf….. :-P:-D
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At Sundae School.
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He was shocked.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
The sin of pornography
*THE SIN OF PORNOGRAPHY:*
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Porn was not made for entertainment or fun it
was made purposely to destroy both the actors
and their viewers. It feeds man with lust and makes him hungry for more.
That is what result in masturbation and all abominable sexual act… read more
Respect your time zone
Tanzania is 2 hrs ahead of Nigeria, but it does not mean that Nigeria is slow, or that Tanzania is fast. Both countries are working based on their own "Time Zone.".. read more
Business Concept and Idea Development
In order to market your product or service, you will want to be very clear about what it is that your business actually does or has to offer. You should be able to quickly and accurately describe your business concept in just a few sentences… read more
How to make people like you
Don't criticize, condemn or complain. Give honest, sincere appreciation. Arouse in the other person an eager want. Become genuinely interested in other people. Smile. Remember that a man’s name is to him the sweetest and most important sound in any language. Be a good listener, encourage others to talk about themselves. Talk in terms of the other mans interest. Make the other person feel important and do it sincerely.. read more
Forms of Business Structure
There are several legal forms to choose from when selecting the best means of structuring your business. Carefully considering the various options before start may save time and money later. There are several forms of business structures including:.. read more
How to develop your personality
Each person is unique: Remember that each individual is different and has his or her unique characteristics and qualities. Comparing yourself with others around only increases the distress, especially when you start focusing on where you are lacking compared to others. It is important that you channelize your energy towards your positive traits. Do not get swayed by media portrayals: Media portrays people in its own idiosyncratic ways… read more
The story of crime girl 👧
A lady committed a crime and she was sent to court. The punishment for the crime was life imprisonment. She shed tears for help but to no avail… read more
This is how billionaires think
If your boss paid you 600,000 every month and you saved all that money without touching a coin, you would need to work for 36 months to get 21million.
But if you convinced an organization like The UN to give you a printing job for only 5000 umbrellas and you made shs 4000 from each umbrella that would be 5000x2000=20,000,000. In only 1day… read more
16 things to do to Act Silly with Your Girlfriend
1. Doing Things with Her
2. Ask funny questions.
3. Go to the park.
4. Narrate your scene.
5. Head out in your pajamas.
6. Pretend you’re from somewhere else.
7. Play truth or dare.
8. Feed her while she’s blindfolded… read more
When to be silent
I Found this one somewhere and it made me think
I'm still learning….. read more
How To function WhatsApp group
How to function in a Whatsapp Group?
Very nice Protocol.. read more
I hope everybody will reflect on this
1. If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" Remember your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!.. read more
18 Things to do to Get Someone to Stop Sexting You
- Do not send or receive messages.
- Think before you send a message.
- Immediately delete any inappropriate pictures you receive.
- Contact an adult you trust.
- Blocking Their Messages
- Block the person on social media.
- Determine the person's intent… read more
Assessing the Viability of the business Idea
An Idea is not necessarily a Business Opportunity: There is one crucial difference between an idea and an opportunity. An opportunity is based on what consumers want. Many small businesses fail because an entrepreneur didn’t understand this… read more
What is agribusiness
(i) supplying of inputs needed for farming and
(ii) Marketing of the products grown from farm… read more