Updated: 12 May 2018 06:00. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
The ruler
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She tested the water.
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Answer: Multipliers.
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Nothing, it just waved.
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A south paw.
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A budgie with a blunt beak.
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Iβm stuffed!
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Because it left the Windows open!
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Between you and I, something smells.
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Because she had the perfect pitch.
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Because they are always in a school.
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Answer: Football.
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They go trick or tweeting.
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Under their covers.
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He was shell-shocked.
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