Updated: 12 May 2018 06:19. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Tulips, because they have two lips.
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Write on, good friend!
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βWhy the long face?β
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Answer: Wrap.
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Because heβs afraid of the mouse.
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A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
holidays:50
bal:263days
8hours daily sleep means 122
days
bal:141days
1 hour daily playing means
15days
bal:126days
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
bal:96days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
bal:81days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
bal:6day
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
balance-1day,
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
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If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
itβs a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
itβs a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
itβs a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
itβs a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
itβs a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
itβs a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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Ur Past is a Waste Paper,Present is a News Paper,Future is a Question Paper,So Read & Write carefuly otherwise ur life may be a Tissue paper..
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Did you hear about the ice-Ββcream man, he was found dead in his ice-Ββcream van, covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-Ββand-Ββthousands? The police said that he had ?topped? himself.
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To her broom.
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He was trying to catch up on his sleep.
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May be it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long: P
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Unique up on it.
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Because you canβt pull his leg.
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Because it went back for seconds.
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πOther short jokes;-π
Be aware with snake season
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Birth is your
Opening Stock.
What comes to you
is
Credit.
What goes from you
is
Debit... read more
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Notice to smartphone π±users π₯
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1. Doing Things with Her
2. Ask funny questions.
3. Go to the park.
4. Narrate your scene.
5. Head out in your pajamas.
6. Pretend youβre from somewhere else.
7. Play truth or dare.
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Self improvement of ideas
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Understanding Entrepreneurs and Entrepreneurship
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I love this interpretation of Prayer
What is a prayer?
Prayer doesn't just happen when we kneel or put our hands together and focus and expect things from God.
Thinking positive and wishing good for others is a prayer.
When you hug a friend… read more
How to be charismatic
Relax Your Way To The Top If you are looking to be charismatic, then the first and foremost thing that you have to do is to actually learn to relax. Some people try too hard to be charismatic, but only end up making a fool of themselves. This is not something that you would want to do. So, in order to work on your charisma, learn from the mistakes of others and relax. When you master the art of relaxing in a social setting, you automatically exude charisma. It's a known fact that people love to be around people who are calm and composed. Learn to channelize peace and tranquility to everyone you know and meet. This will help you seem extremely calm and a lot more attractive… read more