Updated: 12 May 2018 07:04. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Between you and I, something smells.
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Answer: Multipliers.
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Your nose.
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Because they have honeycombs.
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I donβt see your point.
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Because they peel!
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Because people are dying to get in.
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At the corner.
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Knock, knock.
Whoβs there?
Wet.
Wet who?
Wet me in, itβs raining out here!
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Because he had bad stable manners.
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A nervous wreck.
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Dinnerβs on me tonight.
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A fsh.
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They went on a class trip.
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Hanging out with his friends.
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πOther short jokes;-π
Interesting facts from beans
I found this interesting …
Before you cook beans you go through a selection process in which all the seemingly bad beans are thrown away so only the good beans remain for cooking.
However, when rain comes, the bad beans you threw away in the backyard become seeds, germinate and grow into beautiful crops, with luscious leaves.
From them come plenty of bean seeds and the very same person who judged and threw them away will pluck the leaves and seeds for a healthy meal.
You may be judged, despised and discarded today, but, who knows, the same people judging you will turn to you in your moment of glory.
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