Updated: 12 May 2018 06:56. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
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‘Save Earth,
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
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A stick.
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It’s not right.
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Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
Boy: I'm not Married yet
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Because they have two left feet.
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“You’re so sharp!”
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Lemon-aid
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You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it's only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own.
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A baseball team.
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Roll them back, of course!
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“Why the long face?”
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Because he was always on the deck.
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Because he was using fowl language.
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First penis guard in cricket was used in 1874!
And first helmet was used in 1974.
IT TOOK 100 yrs FOR MEN TO REALIZE THAT
BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT!
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Let me count the ways I love you.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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There are several legal forms to choose from when selecting the best means of structuring your business. Carefully considering the various options before start may save time and money later. There are several forms of business structures including:.. read more