Updated: 12 May 2018 07:04. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
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May be it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long: P
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Because they peel!
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He was shell-shocked.
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Because he was using fowl language.
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At Sundae School.
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Strawberries.
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Did you hear about the ice-Ββcream man, he was found dead in his ice-Ββcream van, covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-Ββand-Ββthousands? The police said that he had ?topped? himself.
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To her broom.
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You join his fang club.
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βYouβre so sharp!β
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Answer: A door.
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A stick.
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A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
holidays:50
bal:263days
8hours daily sleep means 122
days
bal:141days
1 hour daily playing means
15days
bal:126days
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
bal:96days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
bal:81days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
bal:6day
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
balance-1day,
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
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What is this life? Life is always changing
A man is born today, Tomorrow he is dead.
A man lives in a mansion today, Tomorrow he lives
underground… read more
Just a notice to you
‘``1. πNo matter how beautiful and handsome you’re just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists .
βStop Boastingβ.. read more
Tips of being yourself
Who Are You? There's no possible way you can be yourself without knowing who you really are. You pretend to idolize football player David Beckham because your neighbor does and you want to gain his approval. Soon enough you will realize that you don't know what interests you because you've been whiling away time with what least interests you. Understand yourself, figure out where your deepest passion lies and be proud of your qualities… read more
26 Life principles you should know
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*ACCEPT*
Accept others for
who they are and
for the choices they
have made even if
you have difficulty
understanding their
beliefs, motives
or actions… read more
What our children and today's generation needs to know
When the ancient Chinese decided to live in peace, they made the great wall of China, They thought no one can climb it due to its height. During the first 100 year of its existence, the Chinese were invaded thrice … and every time, the enemy had no need of penetrating or climbing over the wall… because each time they bribed the guards and came through the doors… read more
The sin of pornography
*THE SIN OF PORNOGRAPHY:*
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Porn was not made for entertainment or fun it
was made purposely to destroy both the actors
and their viewers. It feeds man with lust and makes him hungry for more.
That is what result in masturbation and all abominable sexual act… read more
18 proved Successful date tips
- Define your expectations.
- Decide how you want to date.
- Get yourself looking your best.
- Be outcome-independent.
- Put yourself out there.
- Learn the art of small talk.
- Don't be afraid to poke fun of yourself.
- Be selective.
- Ask for a date.
- Make a good first impression.
- Choose a date with some excitement in it.
- Be interested and interesting.
- Don't make the first date too long.
- Avoid being smothering or obsessive.
- Be honest.
- Show an emotional maturity.
- Don't try too hard and allow spontaneity.
- Know what's reasonable… read more
Too good to read
At the point of death, a man, Tom Smith, called his children and he advised them to follow his footsteps so that they can have peace of mind in all that they do…. read more
18 Things to do to Get Someone to Stop Sexting You
- Do not send or receive messages.
- Think before you send a message.
- Immediately delete any inappropriate pictures you receive.
- Contact an adult you trust.
- Blocking Their Messages
- Block the person on social media.
- Determine the person's intent… read more
75 Biblical reasons why you should not drink alcohol
1) Genesis 9:20-26 - Noah became drunk; the result was immorality and family trouble… read more
Take me back to the old path
Take me back to the old Paths, when Moms were at home.
Dads were at work.
Brothers went into the army.
And sisters got married BEFORE having children!
Crime did not pay; Hard work did;
And people knew the difference… read more
Ways to overcome public anxiety
Erase The Preconceived Notions People typically associate the task of public speaking with stress! This is absolutely untrue! Public speaking is only stressful if you allow it to be! Ironically, if you shake off this incorrect belief, public speaking can be a very enjoyable and invigorating experience for you. Try to dig out the hidden cause for your fear, diagnose it and say hello to a new fun hobby! Knock off the fear of public humiliation! You're overreacting! It's purely psychological… read more
Funny mathematics paper
MATHEMATICS,PAPER 1 P299/2
Time:2:30mins
Instruction: Attempt any four
questions.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS… read more
Notice to smartphone π±users π₯
NOTICE to smartphone users……. read more
11 things to think of when Your Boyfriend Tells You That You're Beautiful
1. Say βthank you.β
2. Show you care.
3. Ask him a causal question. E.g., Say, "aww, do you think so?" or βreally?β
4. Make eye contact… read more