Updated: 12 May 2018 07:05. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
The letter “d.”
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Because it was the chicken’s day off.
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That’s nacho cheese.
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Because she had two left feet.
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Because it was a-head.
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When something tickles his funny bone.
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Nothing, it just waved.
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When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because you can't afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.😃😃😃
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A shampoodle.
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May be it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long: P
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He was trying to catch up on his sleep.
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A pair of pants.
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“Why the long face?”
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The merry-go-round.
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They would quack up!
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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