Updated: 12 May 2018 07:05. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Write on, good friend!
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Twister.
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Trouble.
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Close the door! Iβm dressing!
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They read their horror-scopes.
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Because people are dying to get in.
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By hare-plane.
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Because they have two left feet.
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Because it was two tired.
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Comet.
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Answer: Bookworms.
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A trash truck.
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Because theyβre too heavy to carry.
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A slipper.
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A cereal killer.
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πOther short jokes;-π
Something to read before breakfast
No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS… **read more
Story of Peter and his Girlfriend Mercy
*Peter and his girlfriend Mercy were walking during the night..*.. read more
The sin of pornography
*THE SIN OF PORNOGRAPHY:*
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Porn was not made for entertainment or fun it
was made purposely to destroy both the actors
and their viewers. It feeds man with lust and makes him hungry for more.
That is what result in masturbation and all abominable sexual act… read more
Possible questions during Research Presentation
Possible questions during presentation are;.. read more
How to develop your personality
Each person is unique: Remember that each individual is different and has his or her unique characteristics and qualities. Comparing yourself with others around only increases the distress, especially when you start focusing on where you are lacking compared to others. It is important that you channelize your energy towards your positive traits. Do not get swayed by media portrayals: Media portrays people in its own idiosyncratic ways… read more
Just think about this
*No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS. Even though the eyes don't see each other, they see things together, blink simultaneously and cry together. That's UNITY." May the Lord grant us all the spirit of forgiveness and togetherness*… read more
Advantages of Warm water and disadvantages of cold water
*PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT AND CAN SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE*… read more
BUSINESS FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT PLAN
Sound financial management is one of the best ways for your business to remain profitable and solvent. How well you manage the finances of your business is the cornerstone of every successful business venture. Each year thousands of potentially successful businesses fail because of poor financial management. As a business owner, you will need to identify and implement policies that will lead to and ensure that you will meet your financial obligations… read more
Possible questions during Research Presentation
Possible questions during presentation are;.. read more
Factors of Life
factor of life.
1. be grateful for what you have.. read more
How to make people think in your way
Show respect for the others persons opinions. Never tell a man he is wrong. The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it. If you are wrong admit it quickly and emphatically. Begin in a friendly way. Get the other person saying Yes, yes immediately. Let the other person do a great deal of the talking. Let the other person feel that the idea is his. Try honestly to see things from the other personβs point of view. Be sympathetic with the other personβs ideas and desires. Appeal to nobler motives. Dramatize your ideas. Throw down a challenge.. read more
Just a notice to you
‘``1. πNo matter how beautiful and handsome you’re just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists .
βStop Boastingβ.. read more
18 proved Successful date tips
- Define your expectations.
- Decide how you want to date.
- Get yourself looking your best.
- Be outcome-independent.
- Put yourself out there.
- Learn the art of small talk.
- Don't be afraid to poke fun of yourself.
- Be selective.
- Ask for a date.
- Make a good first impression.
- Choose a date with some excitement in it.
- Be interested and interesting.
- Don't make the first date too long.
- Avoid being smothering or obsessive.
- Be honest.
- Show an emotional maturity.
- Don't try too hard and allow spontaneity.
- Know what's reasonable… read more
Tips to keep yourself healthier
Drinking hot lemon water can prevent cancer. Don't add sugar. Hot lemon water is more beneficial than cold lemon water… read more
What is agribusiness
(i) supplying of inputs needed for farming and
(ii) Marketing of the products grown from farm… read more