Updated: 12 May 2018 06:56. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
First penis guard in cricket was used in 1874!
And first helmet was used in 1974.
IT TOOK 100 yrs FOR MEN TO REALIZE THAT
BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT!
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Snow.
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Iβm stuck on you.
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Dinnerβs on me tonight.
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A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
holidays:50
bal:263days
8hours daily sleep means 122
days
bal:141days
1 hour daily playing means
15days
bal:126days
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
bal:96days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
bal:81days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
bal:6day
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
balance-1day,
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
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In Times Square.
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Pencil-vania.
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Forget-me-nuts.
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A: A pork chop.
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She knew a shortcut.
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The elf-abet.
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Long enough to reach the ground.
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Because seven eight nine.
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βYouβre so sharp!β
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Lemon-aid
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πOther short jokes;-π
Best proposal ever
Boy: do you have a fiancee?
Girl: No. I have none…
Boy: Genesis 2:18 βThe Lord God said, βIt is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for himβ.β
Girl: But I donβt love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not
know God, because God is love.β.. read more
How to bring people around you
Begin with praise and honest appreciation. Call attention to peoples mistakes indirectly. Talk about your own mistakes before criticizing the other person. Ask questions instead of giving direct orders. Praise the slightest improvement and praise every improvement. Let the other man save his face. Give the other person a fine reputation to live up to. Use encouragement. Make the fault seem easy to correct. Make the other person happy about doing the thing you suggest… read more
How to make people like you
Don't criticize, condemn or complain. Give honest, sincere appreciation. Arouse in the other person an eager want. Become genuinely interested in other people. Smile. Remember that a manβs name is to him the sweetest and most important sound in any language. Be a good listener, encourage others to talk about themselves. Talk in terms of the other mans interest. Make the other person feel important and do it sincerely.. read more
Where will this corruption end?
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How to achieve goals
Set Goals First list down all the goals that you want to accomplish. If you are not sure what you want in life, you are just bound to receive the unexpected. Nevertheless, bear in mind that goals should always be sensible and should be accomplishable. Setting unrealistic goals are of no use… read more
Planning Concepts
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Entrepreneurial Characteristics
It is clear that the definitions of the 'entrepreneur' are not similar. However, there are certain qualities and/or functions which explicitly or implicitly, feature in most of them. Each definition contains similar notions, such as newness/value, organizing, creating wealth, and risk taking, despite viewing the entrepreneur from a slightly different perspective. Failing to agree on a single definition, entrepreneurship specialists have resorted to drawing up lists of qualities and/or functions which typify the entrepreneur. Invariably, these lists include a combination of characteristics: People with entrepreneurial qualities and skills tend to enjoy the challenges, the hard work and the success of self-employment… read more
Which kind of witchcraft should I use?
People smoke and drink for a few days and get addicted to it… read more
Facts of Life
1. Popcorns are normally fried in the same pot, in the same oil, at the same time and under the same heat conditions,But they do not all pop at the same time.
2. When flood comes, fish eat ants and When flood recedes, ants eat fish, Only time matters… read more
Dress proper ladies
Two young ladies arrived in a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God mande valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get… read more
Tragic cat's moment
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The cat was so faithful that the woman could leave her baby with it & go out to attend other matters.
She always returned to find the child soundly asleep with the cat faithfully watching over him… read more
Nothing is permanent in this life, be humble
Nothing Is Permanent In This Life
Whatsapp killed BBM
Youtube killed DVD.. read more
How to overcome fear
Understand Your Fear Try to understand why you fear or what causes you to fear. Only when you have identified the source of your fear can you start on the process of overcoming it. You can start by listing all your fears on your notepad and then striking them off once you have overcome them. Breathe Deep Taking deep breaths when you are scared or worried helps you relax to a great extent. Make sure that you exhale longer than you inhale. Fear will automatically reduce since you will also calm down… read more
Advantages of Warm water and disadvantages of cold water
*PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT AND CAN SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE*… read more
The Kingdom of God is Within You
"The Kingdom of God is Within You":.. read more