Updated: 13 May 2018 06:48. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Under their covers.
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Unique up on it.
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Frostbite.
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Fowl weather.
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They read their horror-scopes.
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They would quack up!
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Three budgies in a cage, one on the top perch, one on the middle and one on the bottom perch.
Which Budgie owns the cage?
The one on the bottom perch, the other two are on higher perches.
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Because he liked cool music.
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Answer: A door.
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First penis guard in cricket was used in 1874!
And first helmet was used in 1974.
IT TOOK 100 yrs FOR MEN TO REALIZE THAT
BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT!
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The quarterback.
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They taste funny!
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Because he only had one pupil.
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Tulips, because they have two lips.
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You quack me up!
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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