Updated: 13 May 2018 06:36. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
They read their horror-scopes.
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Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ?
He : Im your brother , Just wait till
i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No !
He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my
brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
me reach the house
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Iβm stuck on you.
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Answer: A walk.
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Answer: A door.
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The outside.
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βYouβre so sharp!β
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He wanted to go to high school.
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Because itβs too far to walk.
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Because they have honeycombs.
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Under their covers.
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Because he liked cool music.
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Dinnerβs on me tonight.
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Close the door! Iβm dressing!
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Spelling.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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