Updated: 13 May 2018 06:49. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because he’s afraid of the mouse.
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In the broom closet.
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You mean a great dill to me.
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If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
it’s a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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Because it was a-head.
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Under their covers.
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Roll them back, of course!
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A stick.
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Tulips, because they have two lips.
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Did you hear about the ice-‐cream man, he was found dead in his ice-‐cream van, covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-‐and-‐thousands? The police said that he had ?topped? himself.
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Because he was using fowl language.
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A title wave.
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From a distance.
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Lemon-aid
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He wanted to go undercover.
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