Updated: 13 May 2018 06:38. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
The Boogie Man
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The letter βg.β
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You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it's only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own.
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Tulips, because they have two lips.
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At Sundae School.
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Fowl balls.
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Because he was stuffed.
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Trouble.
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Answer: Stuck!
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They go trick or tweeting.
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The living room.
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Iβm stuffed!
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Iβm stuck on you.
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Because he broke his funny bone.
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Because she had the perfect pitch.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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try dis!
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