Updated: 13 May 2018 06:48. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A needle (or potato, tornado, hurricane, etc.).
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A pine-apple.
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They taste funny!
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A trash truck.
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Because she had the perfect pitch.
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Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
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Answer: Meat.
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The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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A budgie with a blunt beak.
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Did you hear about the ice-‐cream man, he was found dead in his ice-‐cream van, covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-‐and-‐thousands? The police said that he had ?topped? himself.
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You mean a great dill to me.
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A penguin rolling down a hill.
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Not if you’re the turkey!
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The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+
problems.
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The letter “d.”
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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