Updated: 13 May 2018 06:49. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Twister.
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Patty.
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A cereal killer.
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His mummy.
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A nervous wreck.
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He wanted to go to high school.
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They went on a class trip.
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He got 12 months.
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Because he was a pain in the neck.
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The letter βd.β
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An envelope.
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If a girL has
baLance in her ceLL, then she
has a boy friend,
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If a boy has baLance in his
ceLL, then he has no girL
friend.
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It was suspected of fowl play.
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In their play pen.
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Spare ribs.
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Real life story of the day
Ezra and Thomas joined a company together a few months after their graduation from university.
After a few years of work, their Manager promoted Ezra to a position of Senior Sales Manager, but Thomas remained in his entry level Junior Sales Officer position. Thomas developed a sense of jealousy and disgruntlement, but continued working anyway… read more
Basic General Enterprising Tendencies (GETs)
β’ Believe they can act on or interact with their environment
β’ Are sensitive to opportunities and needs
β’ Can set goals and make plans to realize ideas
β’ Are pre-disposed to persevere, be self-reliant and maintain their motivation
β’ Take calculated risks to facilitate the implementation of plans.. read more
Something to read before breakfast
No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS… **read more
Respect your time zone
Tanzania is 2 hrs ahead of Nigeria, but it does not mean that Nigeria is slow, or that Tanzania is fast. Both countries are working based on their own "Time Zone.".. read more
20 things to do and not to do in mass
20 THINGS TO DO AND NOT TO DO AT MASS.. read more
A letter from an aborted child
Dear Mum,
I have decided to talk to you to let you know my
feelings. I want to know why you did it. My story
is short. I stayed inside you for only a couple of
weeks. I was very comfortable and warm. I felt
really protected. I knew you were a special
person because you never stopped me from
eating the food you ate… read more
BUSINESS PLAN
The process of putting together a business plan, including the thought you put in before beginning to write it, forces you to take an objective, critical, unemotional look at your business project in its entirety. The business plan is an operating tool, which, if properly used, will help you manage the business and work effectively towards its success… read more
Entrepreneurial Characteristics
It is clear that the definitions of the 'entrepreneur' are not similar. However, there are certain qualities and/or functions which explicitly or implicitly, feature in most of them. Each definition contains similar notions, such as newness/value, organizing, creating wealth, and risk taking, despite viewing the entrepreneur from a slightly different perspective. Failing to agree on a single definition, entrepreneurship specialists have resorted to drawing up lists of qualities and/or functions which typify the entrepreneur. Invariably, these lists include a combination of characteristics: People with entrepreneurial qualities and skills tend to enjoy the challenges, the hard work and the success of self-employment… read more
Business Market Research
β’ How will people behave regarding a particular topic, habit, activity, decision or business?
β’ Will my idea work? Can I sell my product or service to make money
β’ What marketing tools will be most effective?
β’ How much product or service can I sell?
β’ Is there a need for more new products or services?.. read more
Funny mathematics paper
MATHEMATICS,PAPER 1 P299/2
Time:2:30mins
Instruction: Attempt any four
questions.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS… read more
Sex to repentance
WE JUST HAD SEX:
she was in my arms, we were cuddled together naked and just finished making love to catch up for the lost time… read more
The sin of pornography
*THE SIN OF PORNOGRAPHY:*
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Porn was not made for entertainment or fun it
was made purposely to destroy both the actors
and their viewers. It feeds man with lust and makes him hungry for more.
That is what result in masturbation and all abominable sexual act… read more
How to become smarter
Exercise Your Brain Just like you workout to build and strengthen your muscles, your brain, too, requires proper exercises to sharpen itself. Often, it is assumed to be a useless body part, but this is not true. As such, whenever you are engaging yourself in some activities, you are exercising your brain. Consider practicing activities, such as puzzles, crafts, reading, painting, gardening, and other recreational activities that will refresh and rejuvenate you and your mind, in particular. Read Quality Books Most of us love reading. But we often end up reading fiction, suspense, or romantic books… read more
11 things to think of when Your Boyfriend Tells You That You're Beautiful
1. Say βthank you.β
2. Show you care.
3. Ask him a causal question. E.g., Say, "aww, do you think so?" or βreally?β
4. Make eye contact… read more
Nothing is permanent in this life, be humble
Nothing Is Permanent In This Life
Whatsapp killed BBM
Youtube killed DVD.. read more