Updated: 11 May 2018 11:37. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A south paw.
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Spare ribs.
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The letter βd.β
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Because she wanted to make-up her mind
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Strawberries.
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From a distance.
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Cauliflower.
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If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
itβs a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
itβs a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
itβs a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
itβs a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
itβs a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
itβs a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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2 Lovers decided to suicide…!
.
.
.
Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home…
.
.
.
Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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.
.
From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying
- Ladies First
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Fry-day.
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Itβs not right.
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A woman doesnβt
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesnβt come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friendβs
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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Because heβs afraid of the mouse.
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Long enough to reach the ground.
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The letter βg.β
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πOther short jokes;-π
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Boy: do you have a fiancee?
Girl: No. I have none…
Boy: Genesis 2:18 βThe Lord God said, βIt is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for himβ.β
Girl: But I donβt love you.
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1. PAN - permanent account number.
2. PDF - portable document format.
3. SIM - Subscriber Identity Module.
4. ATM - Automated Teller machine.
5. IFSC - Indian Financial System Code.
6. FSSAI(Fssai) - Food Safety & Standards Authority of India.
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πI love this, πββββββ
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- Respect the other person's wishes.
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A young man was
getting ready to
graduate from
college. For many
months he had
admired a beautiful
sports car in a
dealers showroom,
and knowing his
father could well
afford it, he told him
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Later of stoping job
LETA OF STOPING JOB.
Dear bhosi
I ryt this leta to refuz job as gardenboy. Enafu is enafu! Yu didi not add money from long ago. U giv mi young money witch can only by 5 pakets of shuga. Very moon yu giv envilope, I open only to c young money inside. One de I weo ap let bcoz I was seek, madam kik me lyk soka. My board was hate lyk I waz bitten 619 race-ling. This is ova, am also a woman beeing… read more
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The sin of pornography
*THE SIN OF PORNOGRAPHY:*
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*
Porn was not made for entertainment or fun it
was made purposely to destroy both the actors
and their viewers. It feeds man with lust and makes him hungry for more.
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What is a prayer?
Prayer doesn't just happen when we kneel or put our hands together and focus and expect things from God.
Thinking positive and wishing good for others is a prayer.
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