Updated: 11 May 2018 11:43. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because her students were so bright.
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A trash truck.
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You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.
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Ur Past is a Waste Paper,Present is a News Paper,Future is a Question Paper,So Read & Write carefuly otherwise ur life may be a Tissue paper..
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A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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Because people are dying to get in.
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Frosted Flakes.
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ANSWER: Hay fever.
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A needle (or potato, tornado, hurricane, etc.).
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They use bear-conditioning.
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A stick.
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In the broom closet.
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Because it’s too far to walk.
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An envelope.
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A baseball team.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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