Updated: 11 May 2018 11:31. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because it was the chicken’s day off.
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If a girL has
baLance in her ceLL, then she
has a boy friend,
—
If a boy has baLance in his
ceLL, then he has no girL
friend.
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Columbus.
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If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
it’s a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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He wanted to go to high school.
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The outside.
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Answer: Mice cream.
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Did you hear about the ice-‐cream man, he was found dead in his ice-‐cream van, covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-‐and-‐thousands? The police said that he had ?topped? himself.
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You should never press your luck!
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Because he was horsing around.
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Because she had two left feet.
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The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Frosted Flakes.
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You’re a fungi (fun guy).
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A south paw.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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