Updated: 11 May 2018 11:19. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Frostbite.
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A Frosty!
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Cauliflower.
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Answer: A crane.
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Fowl balls.
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Three Blind Mice.
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Boo-berries.
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Because it was two tired.
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Your nose.
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She tested the water.
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The spelling bee.
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They taste funny!
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Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
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Neck-tarines.
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Two cannibals are sitting around eating a clown. One clown says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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