Updated: 11 May 2018 11:24. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ?
He : Im your brother , Just wait till
i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No !
He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my
brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
me reach the house
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The elf-abet.
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Nothing, it just waved.
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Because it was rated βARRR!β
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Because it was the chickenβs day off.
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To get to the body shop.
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Because she had the perfect pitch.
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Because heβs afraid of the mouse.
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βYouβre so sharp!β
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They read their horror-scopes.
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Stop picking on me!
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A battery.
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Strawberries.
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To her broom.
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Ice Scream.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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