Updated: 11 May 2018 11:14. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
In their play pen.
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Answer: Tooth Hurty.
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Fowl balls.
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He wanted to go undercover.
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Columbus.
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Did you hear about the ice-‐cream man, he was found dead in his ice-‐cream van, covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-‐and-‐thousands? The police said that he had ?topped? himself.
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If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
it’s a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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Because he was always on the deck.
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A leek.
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The Boogie Man
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Broom service.
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The outside.
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They use bear-conditioning.
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Because he was horsing around.
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The spelling bee.
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