Updated: 11 May 2018 11:23. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A: A pork chop.
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An 8-Ββyear-Ββold girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"
The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
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You join his fang club.
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Forget-me-nuts.
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Twister.
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A nervous wreck.
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Answer: Meat.
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Because they were trans-parents.
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A leek.
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The letter βd.β
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Because he had low elf-esteem.
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They went on a class trip.
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Lots of blood tests.
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At Sundae School.
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Ice Scream.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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Dear Mum,
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*ACCEPT*
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Beautiful story
Couldn't resist sharing this beautiful story π.. read more