Updated: 12 May 2018 06:40. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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Because they are always in a school.
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Not if you’re the turkey!
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A battery.
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The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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A bagel.
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She tested the water.
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Three budgies in a cage, one on the top perch, one on the middle and one on the bottom perch.
Which Budgie owns the cage?
The one on the bottom perch, the other two are on higher perches.
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Lemon-aid
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Columbus.
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A south paw.
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Answer: Tooth Hurty.
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The elf-abet.
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The Boogie Man
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You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
Try this if you think you speak English fluently
try dis!
''THREE WITCHES WISH THREE WISHES,BUT WHICH WITCH KNOWS WHICH WISH WHICH WITCH WISHED."
Send it back as a voicenote, let's hear accents,
Don't spoil d fun….
Waiting 4 ur voicenote 😀😀😀.. read more
The sin of pornography
*THE SIN OF PORNOGRAPHY:*
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Porn was not made for entertainment or fun it
was made purposely to destroy both the actors
and their viewers. It feeds man with lust and makes him hungry for more.
That is what result in masturbation and all abominable sexual act… read more
Best quotes about life for this day
👉1.
Don't educate
your children
to be rich.
Educate them
to be Happy.
So when
they grow up
they will know
the value of things
not the price.. read more
Self improvement of ideas
Meditation gives you that inner peace like nothing else can. Initially, it is a little hard to concentrate and there will be plenty of distractions. Let these distractions be a part of the learning process. After some time, you will notice that all negativity will be removed and you become happier. Sleep gives you a sense of calm and freshness when you wake up… read more
How do you forget?
How do you forget ?
The same qualifications you have, diploma, degree, masters, PhD that which gave you that job you have , are the same qualifications that your friends have too , but they don't have the job you have. How do you forget ?.. read more
Children speak their mind!!!
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?.. read more
Later of stoping job
LETA OF STOPING JOB.
Dear bhosi
I ryt this leta to refuz job as gardenboy. Enafu is enafu! Yu didi not add money from long ago. U giv mi young money witch can only by 5 pakets of shuga. Very moon yu giv envilope, I open only to c young money inside. One de I weo ap let bcoz I was seek, madam kik me lyk soka. My board was hate lyk I waz bitten 619 race-ling. This is ova, am also a woman beeing… read more
I want to be a TV
A Primary School teacher asks her pupils to write an essay on ”What wish do you want from God?" At the end of the day, the teacher collects all the essays given by her pupils. She takes them to her house, sits and starts marking them… read more
An infant rejoice in the presence of the Lord
“Most blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb. And how does this happen to me, that the mother of my Lord should come to me? For at the moment the sound of your greeting reached my ears, the infant in my womb leaped for joy. Blessed are you who believed that what was spoken to you by the Lord would be fulfilled.” Luke 1:42b-45.. read more
13 Best ways to be a good girlfriend
To be good to your girlfriend consider;.. read more
Just think about this
*No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS. Even though the eyes don't see each other, they see things together, blink simultaneously and cry together. That's UNITY." May the Lord grant us all the spirit of forgiveness and togetherness*… read more
This is why Social media are not always good
🅾 *Police Questioning a Robber:*.. read more
How to become smarter
Exercise Your Brain Just like you workout to build and strengthen your muscles, your brain, too, requires proper exercises to sharpen itself. Often, it is assumed to be a useless body part, but this is not true. As such, whenever you are engaging yourself in some activities, you are exercising your brain. Consider practicing activities, such as puzzles, crafts, reading, painting, gardening, and other recreational activities that will refresh and rejuvenate you and your mind, in particular. Read Quality Books Most of us love reading. But we often end up reading fiction, suspense, or romantic books… read more
Eating fruit on empty stomach
Cancer patients shouldn't die…. read more
World's 8 superb lessons
Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a life time… read more