Updated: 12 May 2018 06:32. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
If a girL has
baLance in her ceLL, then she
has a boy friend,
—
If a boy has baLance in his
ceLL, then he has no girL
friend.
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Itβs not right.
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The Dead Sea.
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Because they have no organs.
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βWhy the long face?β
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May be it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long: P
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Let me count the ways I love you.
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The Boogie Man
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Because it was a-head.
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The ruler
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A south paw.
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Answer: A walk.
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Because heβs afraid of the mouse.
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Broom service.
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Thatβs nacho cheese.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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