Updated: 12 May 2018 06:32. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Twister.
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Because theyβre too heavy to carry.
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She knew a shortcut.
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Iβm stuffed!
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Itβs not right.
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A battery.
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In Times Square.
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They can all do splits.
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Thatβs nacho cheese.
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Because he was a pain in the neck.
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Under their covers.
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Fowl weather.
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Spelling.
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It was suspected of fowl play.
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Two cannibals are sitting around eating a clown. One clown says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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πOther short jokes;-π
MARKETING STRATEGIES FOR YOUR BUSINESS
Marketing is a complex subject but one of the most important contributing factors to the success of your business. Without customers there are no sales and therefore no profits… read more
The sin of pornography
*THE SIN OF PORNOGRAPHY:*
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Porn was not made for entertainment or fun it
was made purposely to destroy both the actors
and their viewers. It feeds man with lust and makes him hungry for more.
That is what result in masturbation and all abominable sexual act… read more
Interesting facts from beans
I found this interesting …
Before you cook beans you go through a selection process in which all the seemingly bad beans are thrown away so only the good beans remain for cooking.
However, when rain comes, the bad beans you threw away in the backyard become seeds, germinate and grow into beautiful crops, with luscious leaves.
From them come plenty of bean seeds and the very same person who judged and threw them away will pluck the leaves and seeds for a healthy meal.
You may be judged, despised and discarded today, but, who knows, the same people judging you will turn to you in your moment of glory.
Do not curse yourself when the world look down on you. Your rain could be a matter of time. Your germination moment could just be around the corner!.Stay focused on your life goals and give your job the best. The best is yet to come.!.. read more
Things are always not they seem
π½π½THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM
A guy met one of his school mates several years after school and he could not believe his eyes; his friend was driving one of the latest sleek Mercedes Benz cars. He went home feeling awful and very disappointed in himself. He thought he was a failure… read more
16 things to do to Act Silly with Your Girlfriend
1. Doing Things with Her
2. Ask funny questions.
3. Go to the park.
4. Narrate your scene.
5. Head out in your pajamas.
6. Pretend youβre from somewhere else.
7. Play truth or dare.
8. Feed her while sheβs blindfolded… read more
Try this if you think you speak English fluently
try dis!
''THREE WITCHES WISH THREE WISHES,BUT WHICH WITCH KNOWS WHICH WISH WHICH WITCH WISHED."
Send it back as a voicenote, let's hear accents,
Don't spoil d fun….
Waiting 4 ur voicenote πππ.. read more
Balance Sheet of life
Birth is your
Opening Stock.
What comes to you
is
Credit.
What goes from you
is
Debit... read more
Remember this things in your life
3 things in life that never come back when gone:
-βTime
-π
Words
-πOpportunity.. read more
Just think about this
*No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS. Even though the eyes don't see each other, they see things together, blink simultaneously and cry together. That's UNITY." May the Lord grant us all the spirit of forgiveness and togetherness*… read more
How to write Business Description
When describing your business, generally you should explain:
1. Legalities - business form: proprietorship, partnership, and corporation. The licenses or permits you will need.
2. Business type: merchandizing, manufacturing or service.
3. What your product or service is.
4. Is it a new independent business, a takeover, an expansion, a franchise?.. read more
Be careful
You have been single throughout the year, and two weeks to Christmas you fall in love.. read more
Take me back to the old path
Take me back to the old Paths, when Moms were at home.
Dads were at work.
Brothers went into the army.
And sisters got married BEFORE having children!
Crime did not pay; Hard work did;
And people knew the difference… read more
Lol π X-Mass is Jesus Birthday π not yours
Girl: Boo Xmas is approaching.
Boy: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait.
Girl: Get me a Tablet for Xmas.
Boy: Really?.. read more
Planning Concepts
Decentralization is highly linked with local government system and has been practiced in the country in varying degrees since colonial times. Historically, the concept of decentralization has never been a new concept in countries across the globe. The term attracted attention in the 1950s and 1960s when British and French colonial administrations prepared colonies for independence by devolving responsibilities programs to local authorities.. read more
Where you wait for the bus π doesn't matter but your relationship with driver does
There's an old story of the boy who stood on a sidewalk, waiting for a bus. A man walking by spotted the boy and gave him some gentle instruction. "Son," he said, "if you're waiting for the bus you need to move to the street corner. That's where the bus stops for passengers.".. read more