Updated: 12 May 2018 06:22. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A nervous wreck.
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Because he liked cool music.
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Answer: In snow banks.
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Because it was a-head.
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βSave Earth,
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
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Iβm stuck on you.
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Answer: A walk.
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Because she had two left feet.
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Comet.
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He was shell-shocked.
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In the broom closet.
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Fowl weather.
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Frostbite.
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A budgie with a blunt beak.
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Pencil-vania.
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