Updated: 12 May 2018 06:30. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
It’s not right.
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He was shell-shocked.
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Roll them back, of course!
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May be it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long: P
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A soccer match.
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Because all proper tea is theft!
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ANSWER: Hay fever.
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A title wave.
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2 Lovers decided to suicide…!
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Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home…
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Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying
- Ladies First
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Tulips, because they have two lips.
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Because you can’t pull his leg.
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Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
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Answer: A crane.
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His shadow.
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The outside.
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