Updated: 12 May 2018 06:33. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A title wave.
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He was shell-shocked.
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By hare-plane.
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Because she had two left feet.
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The ruler
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Tweet-hearts.
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Not if youβre the turkey!
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A vege-table.
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May be it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long: P
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BOY: do u luv me
GIRL: no
BOY: think again
GIRL: i told u No
BOY: waitr bring separate bills
GIRL:: -Ooh Baby I luv u.
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Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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Two cannibals are sitting around eating a clown. One clown says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Spare ribs.
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Because he had bad stable manners.
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Boo-berries.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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NOTICE to smartphone users……. read more
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- Think before you send a message.
- Immediately delete any inappropriate pictures you receive.
- Contact an adult you trust.
- Blocking Their Messages
- Block the person on social media.
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Things are always not they seem
π½π½THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM
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AVOIDING A BAD MARRIAGE.
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‘``1. πNo matter how beautiful and handsome you’re just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists .
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Look what happened to this man
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A letter from an aborted child
Dear Mum,
I have decided to talk to you to let you know my
feelings. I want to know why you did it. My story
is short. I stayed inside you for only a couple of
weeks. I was very comfortable and warm. I felt
really protected. I knew you were a special
person because you never stopped me from
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