Updated: 12 May 2018 06:39. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because he was a pain in the neck.
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A Frosty!
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Roll them back, of course!
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Pencil-vania.
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A leek.
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Tweet-hearts.
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I love you a ton.
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She tested the water.
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Because he had low elf-esteem.
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The letter โg.โ
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Because he was horsing around.
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Write on, good friend!
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The ruler
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Because seven eight nine.
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โSave Earth,
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
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