Updated: 12 May 2018 06:32. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Trouble.
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Did you hear about the ice-‐cream man, he was found dead in his ice-‐cream van, covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-‐and-‐thousands? The police said that he had ?topped? himself.
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He wanted to go undercover.
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Because it had ticks.
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Your nose.
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A leek.
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Because seven eight nine.
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May be it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long: P
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Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
Boy: I'm not Married yet
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It’s not right.
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Let me count the ways I love you.
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Because it had so many problems.
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A stick.
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The outside.
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Pencil-vania.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
Try this if you think you speak English fluently
try dis!
''THREE WITCHES WISH THREE WISHES,BUT WHICH WITCH KNOWS WHICH WISH WHICH WITCH WISHED."
Send it back as a voicenote, let's hear accents,
Don't spoil d fun….
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