Updated: 12 May 2018 05:39. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Answer: Tooth Hurty.
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When something tickles his funny bone.
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They use bear-conditioning.
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A shampoodle.
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Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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Between you and I, something smells.
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A nervous wreck.
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Thatβs nacho cheese.
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The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+
problems.
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He wanted to go undercover.
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A leek.
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Comet.
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If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
itβs a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
itβs a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
itβs a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
itβs a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
itβs a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
itβs a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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Fry-day.
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The letter βd.β
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This is how billionaires think
If your boss paid you 600,000 every month and you saved all that money without touching a coin, you would need to work for 36 months to get 21million.
But if you convinced an organization like The UN to give you a printing job for only 5000 umbrellas and you made shs 4000 from each umbrella that would be 5000x2000=20,000,000. In only 1day… read more
Planning Concepts
Decentralization is highly linked with local government system and has been practiced in the country in varying degrees since colonial times. Historically, the concept of decentralization has never been a new concept in countries across the globe. The term attracted attention in the 1950s and 1960s when British and French colonial administrations prepared colonies for independence by devolving responsibilities programs to local authorities.. read more
The story of crime girl π§
A lady committed a crime and she was sent to court. The punishment for the crime was life imprisonment. She shed tears for help but to no avail… read more
The will to win
The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential… these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence... read more
Mathematicians view of life
Mathematicians say LIFE is like a line segment drawn from point B to point D… read more
Motivation of the day
The road to success is not straight… read more
18 Best techniques steps for approach a girl
- Understand women.
- Tune up your social skills.
- Be confident.
- Don't worry about what people will think of you.
- Know that you're taking a chance, but it's not a big one.
- Keep the benefits in mind… read more
Best quotes about life for this day
π1.
Don't educate
your children
to be rich.
Educate them
to be Happy.
So when
they grow up
they will know
the value of things
not the price.. read more
Assessing the Viability of the business Idea
An Idea is not necessarily a Business Opportunity: There is one crucial difference between an idea and an opportunity. An opportunity is based on what consumers want. Many small businesses fail because an entrepreneur didnβt understand this… read more
Remember this things in your life
3 things in life that never come back when gone:
-βTime
-π
Words
-πOpportunity.. read more
Take lots of "BEER" during lent
A parish priest said during _40_ days of Lent we should take lots of Beer._.. read more
How to become smarter
Exercise Your Brain Just like you workout to build and strengthen your muscles, your brain, too, requires proper exercises to sharpen itself. Often, it is assumed to be a useless body part, but this is not true. As such, whenever you are engaging yourself in some activities, you are exercising your brain. Consider practicing activities, such as puzzles, crafts, reading, painting, gardening, and other recreational activities that will refresh and rejuvenate you and your mind, in particular. Read Quality Books Most of us love reading. But we often end up reading fiction, suspense, or romantic books… read more
How to overcome fear
Understand Your Fear Try to understand why you fear or what causes you to fear. Only when you have identified the source of your fear can you start on the process of overcoming it. You can start by listing all your fears on your notepad and then striking them off once you have overcome them. Breathe Deep Taking deep breaths when you are scared or worried helps you relax to a great extent. Make sure that you exhale longer than you inhale. Fear will automatically reduce since you will also calm down… read more
Every woman should read this
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD READ THESE.. read more
World's 8 superb lessons
Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a life time… read more