Updated: 11 May 2018 12:39. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Long enough to reach the ground.
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Close the door! Iโm dressing!
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Answer: Multipliers.
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To get to the body shop.
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Fowl balls.
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Frosted Flakes.
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Answer: A walk.
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โYouโre so sharp!โ
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Not if youโre the turkey!
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Will you be my Valen-twine?
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Because it was a-head.
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A Frosty!
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Strawberries.
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Twister.
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A stick.
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๐Other short jokes;-๐
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