Updated: 12 May 2018 05:40. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Three Blind Mice.
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In Times Square.
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Sham-BOO.
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In the broom closet.
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The outside.
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Answer: Pi.
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Ur Past is a Waste Paper,Present is a News Paper,Future is a Question Paper,So Read & Write carefuly otherwise ur life may be a Tissue paper..
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Your nose.
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Neck-tarines.
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Because he was stuffed.
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A trash truck.
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At the North Pole.
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βYouβre so sharp!β
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When something tickles his funny bone.
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Because he's got little legs.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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"Manager, there is only one person selling water melons in the whole town.
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